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Johann
03-10-2004, 09:50 AM
Dear Tide

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!
One evening about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My wife started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the shirt was.

Well, one thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white shirt as well.

I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my wife bought, but they just wouldn't come out. I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of Liquid Tide with bleach alternative and all of the stains came out! They came out so well in fact, that the forensic tests were all negative!

I thank you once again for a great product!
Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...

Sincerely,

Recently Widowed