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Johann
11-15-2010, 11:55 AM
Jessica Simpson is getting married again.

This news is so fuckin' important I just had to tell you to stop. what. you're. doing. and take a huge. deep. breath.

JESSICA SIMPSON is getting married again.

Golly-gee-whiz-bang-Mackinaw.

She's getting MARRIED!
I mean, just take a second to take it in.
This is HUGE NEWS.
This is earth's-crust-breaking-up shit!
Jessica Simpson!
She found another man!

Has time stood as still for you as it has for me over this??