Johann
09-29-2006, 07:50 AM
OK, I love the Jackass guys. They're crazy-brave.
They do shit that no one in their right mind would attempt- and they live to tell the tale.
But I gotta say some stunts in this movie are too much.
Some "scenes" are just too disgusting to watch. I winced a few times, shut my peepers hard a few times, shaking my head at the insanity these guys indulge in.
I also laughed my ass off.
** STRONG WARNING ** OFFENSIVE SPOILERS
I'll start with the bits I loved:
- the "terrorist in a cab" scenario.
I loved it for the realness of the fear that the "Taliban/Al Queda" guy was in when the cabbie goes berzerk on his ass- especially when he's told to get in the trunk:This wasn't even my idea! He carries a gun! HILARIOUS- very movie-like. That guy who played the cab driver was an awesome actor.
But the pubic-hair beard was sick. Sick, yo!
- Wee Man being zapped on the stool.
That was some funny S@#*.
And he can't figure out what's happening!
-the strongman who has the sledgehammer for the dildorocket- his intro to the stunt was priceless. The stunt wasn't that funny though...
-the bullring see-saw was exciting- Johnny Knoxville took a pounding on that machine!
-the anaconda in the children's playpen with all the colored balls was ridiculous- Knoxville was bleeding like vesuvius. Jackass indeed..
The "shark-bait" fishing hook sequence was just plain stupid.
Steve-O's lucky he didn't die. You're pushing your luck when you pull stunts like that. Holy shit was that stupid!
-The punching bags that come out of the walls- I laughed so hard
But why have them come out so forcefully? Jesus, these guys are HURT when they get punched. And it's so unexpected! WHAM!
On the ground, moaning "what happened?"
The stunt that I liked the most was the riot mine- those three guys were nuts to stand in front of that blast willingly.
And their reactions to being hit with the ball bearings is why I liked this one the most. I was saying to myself:
You buy the ticket, you take the ride!
Wow were those some serious-ass welts!
Mass crazyness folks.
Just mass nutjobby mayhem...
They do shit that no one in their right mind would attempt- and they live to tell the tale.
But I gotta say some stunts in this movie are too much.
Some "scenes" are just too disgusting to watch. I winced a few times, shut my peepers hard a few times, shaking my head at the insanity these guys indulge in.
I also laughed my ass off.
** STRONG WARNING ** OFFENSIVE SPOILERS
I'll start with the bits I loved:
- the "terrorist in a cab" scenario.
I loved it for the realness of the fear that the "Taliban/Al Queda" guy was in when the cabbie goes berzerk on his ass- especially when he's told to get in the trunk:This wasn't even my idea! He carries a gun! HILARIOUS- very movie-like. That guy who played the cab driver was an awesome actor.
But the pubic-hair beard was sick. Sick, yo!
- Wee Man being zapped on the stool.
That was some funny S@#*.
And he can't figure out what's happening!
-the strongman who has the sledgehammer for the dildorocket- his intro to the stunt was priceless. The stunt wasn't that funny though...
-the bullring see-saw was exciting- Johnny Knoxville took a pounding on that machine!
-the anaconda in the children's playpen with all the colored balls was ridiculous- Knoxville was bleeding like vesuvius. Jackass indeed..
The "shark-bait" fishing hook sequence was just plain stupid.
Steve-O's lucky he didn't die. You're pushing your luck when you pull stunts like that. Holy shit was that stupid!
-The punching bags that come out of the walls- I laughed so hard
But why have them come out so forcefully? Jesus, these guys are HURT when they get punched. And it's so unexpected! WHAM!
On the ground, moaning "what happened?"
The stunt that I liked the most was the riot mine- those three guys were nuts to stand in front of that blast willingly.
And their reactions to being hit with the ball bearings is why I liked this one the most. I was saying to myself:
You buy the ticket, you take the ride!
Wow were those some serious-ass welts!
Mass crazyness folks.
Just mass nutjobby mayhem...